Vlad (le friend whose name isn’t really Vlad): hey bella :3
Me (le me whose name isn’t really Bella): yo! vladdy!
Vlad: yay you fuxed it!
Me: *fixed. yes i fixed it.
Vlad: oh blaaaa potato pohtahtoh
Me: i liek potatatoes!!!!!
Vlad: liar!!
Me: i dont liek potatatoes?
Me: I like peeklz!
Vlad: i like carrots
Me: did u know that you can bite off your finger as easy as you can bite a carrot but your brains like "NO DONT EAT CHUR FINGERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vlad: of course it gonna say that!!
Me: I TRIED! but my teeth are really REALLY sharp!
Vlad: wait HAVE you bitten your finger off?!
Me: of course! not.. but ive tried. i had dents for a weeks from my teeth
in my finger
in my finger
Friend: Happy new year’s eve everyone! :D
Friend: Yo.
Me: yoyo
Me: yoyoyoyo
Friend: lolz. YOYOYOYOYO
Me: YOU RUINED IT!
Friend: No I didn't. XDDDD
Me: YES YOU DID YOU SAID LOLZ
Friend: Something to add. figured you would say "Lolzlolz YOYOYOYOYOYO"
Me: true.... lolzlolzlolzyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Friend: lolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Me: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Friend: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Me: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Friend: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Me: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo
A Conversation with my Mom:
Me: you know what i hate?
mom: what?
me: those little pickles. you know, those ones that are like... those really small ones?
mom: Gerkins?
me:what? *le pause* gerkins? gerkins? GERKINS?!? GERKINS??? What's gerkins???
mom: those little pickles. they're kinda sweet and sour...
me: theyre called gerkins?
mom: yeah, you know there are dill pickles and...
me: GERKINS PICKLES!
mom: yeah and bread and butter pickles.
me: UGH! I HATE BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLES! They taste weird.
mom: Why, because they are kinda sweet and sour?
me: EXACTLY! they're gross
If you want more random conversations I'll keep posting some more of these once I have some more random conversations.
Me: you know what i hate?
mom: what?
me: those little pickles. you know, those ones that are like... those really small ones?
mom: Gerkins?
me:what? *le pause* gerkins? gerkins? GERKINS?!? GERKINS??? What's gerkins???
mom: those little pickles. they're kinda sweet and sour...
me: theyre called gerkins?
mom: yeah, you know there are dill pickles and...
me: GERKINS PICKLES!
mom: yeah and bread and butter pickles.
me: UGH! I HATE BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLES! They taste weird.
mom: Why, because they are kinda sweet and sour?
me: EXACTLY! they're gross
If you want more random conversations I'll keep posting some more of these once I have some more random conversations.



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