Some Weird and Random Conversations I've Had!

Just figured I'd post some of the more random conversations I've had.

One conversation with my friend:

Vlad (le friend whose name isn’t really Vlad): hey bella :3

Me (le me whose name isn’t really Bella): yo! vladdy!

Vlad: yay you fuxed it!

Me: *fixed. yes i fixed it.

Vlad: oh blaaaa potato pohtahtoh

Me: i liek potatatoes!!!!!

Vlad: liar!!

Me: i dont liek potatatoes?

Vlad: :P

Me: I like peeklz!

Vlad: i like carrots

Me: did u know that you can bite off your finger as easy as you can bite a carrot but your brains like "NO DONT EAT CHUR FINGERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Vlad: of course it gonna say that!!

Me: I TRIED! but my teeth are really REALLY sharp!

Vlad: wait HAVE you bitten your finger off?!

Me: of course! not.. but ive tried. i had dents for a weeks from my teeth
in my finger

Another conversation with a different friend:

Friend: Happy new year’s eve everyone! :D

Me: yo.

Friend: Yo.

Me: yoyo

Friend: yoyoyo.

Me: yoyoyoyo

Friend: lolz. YOYOYOYOYO

Me: YOU RUINED IT!

Friend: No I didn't. XDDDD

Me: YES YOU DID YOU SAID LOLZ

Friend: Something to add. figured you would say "Lolzlolz YOYOYOYOYOYO"

Me: true.... lolzlolzlolzyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Friend: lolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Me: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Friend: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Me: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Friend: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Me: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo


A Conversation with my Mom:


Me: you know what i hate?


mom: what?



me: those little pickles. you know, those ones that are like... those really small ones?



mom: Gerkins?



me:what? *le pause* gerkins? gerkins? GERKINS?!? GERKINS??? What's gerkins???



mom: those little pickles. they're kinda sweet and sour...



me: theyre called gerkins?



mom: yeah, you know there are dill pickles and...



me: GERKINS PICKLES!



mom: yeah and bread and butter pickles.



me: UGH! I HATE BREAD AND BUTTER PICKLES! They taste weird.



mom: Why, because they are kinda sweet and sour?



me: EXACTLY! they're gross

If you want more random conversations I'll keep posting some more of these once I have some more random conversations.

Top Three Things Dogs Do To Get Attention

We all know those strange things dogs do for attention. Below is a list of some things dogs (or at least my dogs) do for attention.

1. PUPPY EYES. Dogs will attempt to melt your face off with this adorable technique. And if you don't give in they will continue to melt your body until you turn into a puddle of nothingness. And until you give in you will feel guilty for not giving in.

2. Exposed Bellies. Dogs will also attempt to melt your face off with their cute, warm, pink bellies. And once again you will feel guilty for not giving in.

3. Dogs will also climb onto your lap while you are on the laptop. They put their heads onto the keyboard and the mouse pad at the same time, making it virtually impossible to do anything. Then they proceed to lift up their head and become confused by the cursor, blocking your sight.